Grow Hairy Bitch

Description

Finally – a hairy bitch you can live with. This gloriously silly grow toy is shaped like a smug little dog and sprouts a wild mess of grass fur when watered. It’s a low-effort, high-laugh gift for anyone who loves dogs, rude puns, or watching grass grow (literally).

Whether it’s for a mate who’s got everything, a cheeky Secret Santa gift, or a passive-aggressive joke for an ex, this grassy little gremlin always gets a reaction.

🐶 Dog-shaped grow toy – sprouts real grass when watered
🎁 Perfect funny gift for dog lovers, rude gift collectors and plant murderers
📦 Comes in giftable packaging for easy display
😈 Ideal for novelty shops, garden centres and gloriously inappropriate gifting
🌾 Just add water and unleash the fur